We started out the week back in Six Sigma class. In case you do not know Six Sigma is about improving processes using statistical analysis. I can’t even spell statsicial; good think we have spell-check.
Mom had to leave the class to go do a presentation at work. I got to stay with Holly for a while.
Then Holly had to leave!! Here she is giving me a big hug. Holly is so awesome.
The next day at work Mom had a big group of people coming from all over the state and even Oregon and Idaho to attend a meeting she was having. She told me there would be food and it would be fun and like a party and that I could come!!!! Then she put me in her office and FORGOT about me ALL DAY! I did not get any of the snacks at the party! Luckily Mom left her computer on.
That night she fixed my bandana. It was too big so she did something to make it the right size for me. This is way better; before it was making my neck look fat. Also now Dixie has a matching bandana! It’s awesome! Now I forgive Mom for leaving me in her office all day.
Then the next day Mom took me to work with her again (she was still feeling guilty) and we got to go to a fun seminar about blood borne pathogens. That was great fun Janet the instructor was hilarious and also used to be a fire fighter and knows all about lots of stuff like the bubonic plague. Also she is gorgeous.
I got to play with the gloves.
Then that afternoon Mom’s friend Marc stopped by. He is a consultant and is SUPER smart. He has worked with Mom for years and years. Also he is handsome but not as handsome as me.
Then on Saturday I got to do errands with Mom. At the library I found a book about honey badgers. They are fierce!
Ewww yuck! I can’t believe this is a kid’s book!
After that we went to the Beauty Salon! I do not need any beauty treatments I am so handsome already we went because Mom needs help. This is Lindsey who cuts Mom’s hair. She is so nice and so beautiful!!! She is going to have a baby!! She let me kiss her tummy where the baby is living right now!
We came home and did yard work. I wish Mom would stop cutting the grass. Then I could play Savannah Grassland Tiger!
The roses are blooming!














